4/? favourite people: “A date, a proper date, is just a bit embarrassing, isn’t it? A bit… staged. Is anyone really comfortable with the notion of sitting across from someone else in a quiet restaurant, so quiet that anything you say can - and will - be overheard by the surrounding diners? (Why doesn’t anyone talk in those restaurants?) Then there’s the end of the evening. You know the bit: you’re going to have to say goodbye with that awkward peck on lips or cheeks, or someone’s going to have to work up the confidence to ask someone into someone’s house. I mean, really, what are we - Italian?” - Miranda Hart

sallyneedler:


fictional characters I love significantly more than 98% of the people I know in real life: karen walker
Karen Walker had a dream once. To be rich and beautiful and have a great body. Oh look, her dream came true.

sallyneedler:

fictional characters I love significantly more than 98% of the people I know in real life: karen walker

Karen Walker had a dream once. To be rich and beautiful and have a great body. Oh look, her dream came true.