vincentvangoth:

when u miss the last step on the stairs

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parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
clock: 11:01
me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

gerometry:

*does a single situp* it’s the eye of the tiger

radskillet:

mug

g-iggle:

do you ever get like that mini exorcism spazz shiver shit and be all image

hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much
Applying for a job: I love working with people and I'm very sociable

you know what really turns me on?

unprotected 

wifi 

desenrascano:

this speaks to me on a spiritual level

desenrascano:

this speaks to me on a spiritual level