aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall
do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep
"can I have another sauce?"
"they’re 25¢ extra”
when your playlist on shuffle and your fave song comes on
when there’s no food in the fridge
Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.
All I want is an apartment in a city, a decent job, a pet, WiFi, TV and someone to have sex with.
current emotion: any picture of spike the dinosaur from land before time