special skills: can relate every situation ever to an episode of buffy.



ameliaslastgoodbye:

one thing I will never understand is how normal people are unaffected by movies or books I mean when they watch a movie or finish a book they say “well that was a good movie/book” and they move on while I have an existentional crisis and question the whole universe 




don’t you hate it when you offer someone food and they say yes


kordova:

suddenly overhearing people talking about a thing you like

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**wears all black in 100+ degree weather** 


lieutenantsulu:

satans-nipples:

i put headphones in 20 minutes ago and forgot to play music: a novel by me

#apparently this song has been on repeat for a half hour and never noticed: the sequel



tit1efight:

Atlas // Man Overboard




dyeric:

let me seduce you with my knowledge of serial killers.


circletines:

I LOVE BANDS THEY MAKE ME SO HAPPY BANDS BANDS BANDS THEY MAKE MUSIC AND THEYRE ALL CUTE AND ACCEPTING AND LOVE HELPING PEOPLE AND THEYRE ALL FRIENDS WITH EACHOTHER THEY MAKE ME SMILE SO MUCH BANDS BANDS BANDS




ugh:

nothing more distressing than waking up too late and missing mcdonald’s breakfast