Imagine Muggleborns having patronuses that represent something from Muggle culture that they feel protected by. A shy Hufflepuff with a Pikachu patronus. A Slytherin who’s really nervous because of all the stuff in the past and they’re Muggleborn but they cast a patronus and it’s one of the Game of Thrones dragons. A Gryffindor being the talk of the common room because of their Jaeger patronus. A Ravenclaw with a comic obsession finding out their patronus is the Hulk.
Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.
if helga hufflepuff isn’t ur favorite founder then ur wrong because when all the other founders were like ‘i’ll teach the smart ones’ and ‘i’ll teach the aristocratic ones’ and ‘i’ll teach the ones who r willing to fight bears with their teeth’ helga was just like ‘fuck that i’ll teach anybody who wants to learn’ and thats how u do education
you know what’s fun? letting people enjoy the things that make them happy
bert mccracken’s tshirts appreciation
whenever “strong female characters” insult men by calling them girls my eyes roll so far back in my head i can see my brain cells die
in the pacific rim fandom, we don’t say “i love you,” we say “we’re drift compatible,” and i think that’s fucking metal
my parents don’t realize that i am perfectly happy avoiding humanity